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Concentrate

Euphemism for the delightful, ambrosial act of excreting; to shit.

See concentration.
"Hold on, I'm going to the bathroom, I need to concentrate."

"Yo, Imma gonna concentrate nigga".
by rony orwell October 10, 2014
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Concertafied

Person 1: "Man, that guy won't stop taking concerta and has been up for 3 days!"
Person 2: "He's concertafied."
by Greg Simson August 23, 2012
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concerginity

concerginity - Concert + Virginity = Concerginity.
Me: When did you lose your concerginity?
Friend: I was 2 and saw Barney.
Me: Um...
by angelmf September 23, 2008
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alice cooper concert

when u pull down your pants so ur boxers are showing and u put strobe lights in your boxers next to your penis on both sides and pull your penis out of the hole in the front of your boxers and sing alice cooper
cassi will you come over and attend an alice cooper concert
by will g April 29, 2005
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Concert

1. An event in which people with similar taste in music congregate to listen to said music in live performance
2. An event in which you pay a ridiculous amount of money to do shit that you could just do in a bar or a club.
1. I'm going to see the concert at carnegie hall.
2. I'm getting dragged by my friends to this concert where I'll listen to shitty music blared through muffled speaker so it's barely audible while I'll rub up against other sweaty people who smell like scotch.
by scratchmaster101 January 27, 2011
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concertmaster

Violinist who directs the violin section of an orchestra and plays solos in the absence of a soloist. Known for having the best skills and loudest violin. Must be arrogant with a large ego, otherwise will feel threatened by other members of violin section.
A female is known as a concertmistress
The concertmaster think's he's the shit. That's why he's the concertmaster.
by alexisnot January 6, 2008
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Concernicus

a point of worry to where one freaks out;
a word derived from to many nights sitting up listening to and watching Dane Cook with stupid friends until you decide to sit outside Walgreens at 1 A.M.
Friend 1: "She's not here yet. I'm getting worried."
Friend 2: "She always does this to me!!! She just TRIES to make me concernicus!"
Friend 1: " Dude..chill out..."
by Godmother Moose July 7, 2008
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