Booger

An annoying person that you can't get away from. Much like a booger, this person is very annoying and the only way to get rid of them is by wiping them off to someone else. The other person must now deal with this annoying booger.

"Here comes the booger"
"Man I can't stand this guy he won't go away!"

by 808s&heartbreak January 12, 2009

Boogerdamus

Contrary to what you might think, Boogerdamus is not a predictor of Boogers. A Boogerdamus is best defined as one who is facetious, cantankerous, and pugnacious, yet still has that lovely boyish charm you would expect from someone with such an awesome nickname. Basically he's a cornucopia of broodiness, sassiness, and fun!

"Ashley W., don't be such a Boogerdamus."
"That Ashley is such a Boogerdamus, he's always trying to be slick about things."

by Heather Megan April 8, 2008

Card Boogers

That sticky stuff used to stick cards to paper in ads

"Hey, honey - we got an offer for 0% interest on a new credit card!"
"You stay away from me with those card boogers"

by dabizill November 30, 2009

Phantom Booger

After blowing your nose on a tissue, a phantom booger is a booger that did not make it to the tissue and is nowhere to be found. Common destinations of the phantom booger are your arms, hair, face, steering wheel, keyboard, and monitor. Phantom boogers can potentially lead to embarrassment and awkward social situations.

Dude #1: Dude, I just blew my nose and the booger is nowhere to be found!

Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!

Dude #1: I must find it!

Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!

Dude #1: o noes!!

by TehTonster January 16, 2009

Booger

A little kid that is a pain at times.

man my 8 year old cousin is such a booger.

by Clint McCorkle June 5, 2005

Boogered

Messed up, act of being messed up.

You boogered up my shirt.

by some guy November 18, 2002

booger jerky

A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.

Hey Kenny... check out that booger jerky on the edge of Jeff's desk! It's as big as a craisin dude!

by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 4, 2010