bettering

when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate

Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”

by saucyBdog August 19, 2019

Betterder

When things are better than better

Kyle, you made this piece of cake betterderby adding nuts.

by step4tac August 31, 2021

Better Loch Ness Time

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz

Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then

by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 21, 2022

BetterThanJosh

Someone who is better than josh, aka a brodie.

Brodie is BetterThanJosh

by RealEatham October 10, 2023

My better is better

The new slogan for Nike. the commercials are a tad annoying.

Person #1: Did you hear the new slogan for nike?
Person #2: You mean, "My better is better?"
Person #1: Yeah, I hate that
Person #2: It's annoying

by doodieloverrrrrr March 30, 2008

Still Better Than Shaq

When an individual is bad at something, but realizes they're still better than Shaq.

Tom was awful at cooking, but he remembered he was still better than Shaq.

by Lasagna743 February 14, 2017

but its better if you do

A song written by panic! at the disco. The music video consits of majority of the band looking depressed but the lead singer Brendon Urie is having the time of his life in an illegal strip club. Brendon then gets a lap dance from his onscreen girlfriend and then gets arrested with his girlfriend. Just a normal day in a panic! at the disco music video

"wow my life is pretty shit"
"well at least you didnt get arrested in an illegal strip club like brendon urie in but its better if you do"

by @deathofasinnerx on twitter :) October 20, 2018