by fart69696 May 21, 2022
Get the sharkk.byte mug.by pea-chan May 27, 2024
Get the Cross_Byte mug.It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.
Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"
Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"
Person - "EXACTLY"
Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"
Person - "EXACTLY"
by Dr. Frayser April 7, 2022
Get the Reality Bites/Bytes mug.To fuck up majorly while dealing with things regarding employees and general business mamagement, especially if the taken action is illegal or causes a breach of contract.
CEO: Have you paid Adam yet?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?
by Prosecutor August 8, 2022
Get the To pull a bytepitch mug.To fuck up majorly while dealing with things regarding employees and general business mamagement, especially if the action is illegal or causes a breach of contract.
CEO: Have you paid Adam yet?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?
by Prosecutor August 8, 2022
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