The Mari Affect

The affect Amarion has on people to make them lose focus or forget thoughts by the sight of him or the sound of his voice

Friend 1: Girl what were u sayin
*see Amarion*
Friend 2: ummm idk
Friend 1: what u was just talking two seconds ago
Friend 2: ik but The Mari Affect

by urban62555674 December 4, 2023

terry affect

when someone talks to terry for to long they pick up terrys typing habbits

“he said cackled he has the terry affect”

by RAAAHH February 16, 2023

2000s Affect

Noun

That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.

“Full 2000s affect hit me when I realized Borat came out nearly 20 years ago.”

by xesyag August 31, 2025

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Astley affect

when a singer/voice actors voice doesn't seem to match up with there face, most prominent examples are Rick Astley and Paul McCartney, when singing golden slumbers, and George Ezra

person one: did you see the face of that radio host?
person two: yeah he seems to have the Astley affect

by Zingy cucumber December 5, 2021

cost affective disorder

An Individual or group of individuals displaying motivations for their behaviors solely based on the acquisition of resources in the most efficient and corporate based manner. What is profitable and 'good for the company' is a metaphor that drives their entire life outlook and moral/social philosophy.

"I swear Tony would sell his own children for the right price, I wonder if he has any emotions at all." "yeah, That new corporate job has given him cost affective disorder"

by duitbrains June 12, 2014

Sink Affective Disorder

Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.

Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!

by kurvature July 21, 2023