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your an annoying dick

by midnightrolexmas March 9, 2020

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Dicked in the eyeballs

Another way of calling someone:

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"“Clark: I think you're all dicked in the eyeballs. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn\ smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

by Good Lord Odis July 8, 2020

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Dick Shift

When a man uses his hand to move his penis in the H-Pattern of a manual or "Stick" shifter like he is shifting gears on a car. Often, the man will also use his girlfriend's boobs or vagaina as a steering wheel or clutch pedal.

Person 1: Man, I did the dick shift really hard last night, and her boobs were the perfect steering wheel shape
Person 2: Did you hit the perfect downshift?
Person 1: Yup, and I finished soon after. It was awesome! Will do again, 10/10!

by TriBeCaBoy56 September 8, 2020

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Mystery dick

Someone that refuses to shower after sport or wears, underwear or shorts preventing teammates from seeing the dick.

See Tom after the game? He was a real mystery dick.

by Aussie big boy October 16, 2020

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dollar dick

When wrapping a dollar around a penis to measure girth, a dollar dick is so thick that the ends of the dollar do not touch.

Allison: "Yo, do you know Victor?"
Erin: "Yeah, the guy you got with last night?"
Allison: "You know he has a dollar dick?"
Erin: "Must have been girthy"
Allison: "Yup, it was great. Less painful than I thought"

by kiddielover69 March 26, 2017

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