dick bastard 

A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.

"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."

"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."

dick bastard by Pork King May 1, 2003

Community Dick 

A Dick that you have to share with other woman . A man that’s for everybody . A male « Hoe »

He fucked every girl . He got community dick .

Community Dick by Nymphv September 4, 2019

Dick Cheney 

An oily, whorefaced, bean-stealing enemy of the people. Dick Cheney completed the long-rumored merger of Halliburton and the Whitehouse. Under Dick Cheney’s guidance Halliburton became a de facto government agency, overseeing policy decisions as well as spending billions in public funds. Dick Cheney also shot a senior citizen in the face, while poaching quail, at a canned hunt (after drinking). He was then taken off the NRA Christmas card list.

Which feeble oligarch attempted to throw a pitch at a Nationals’ game but was too weak to make it over the plate?
A. Montgomery Burns
B. Dick Cheney

The answer is B.

Dick Cheney by Author June 17, 2006

Whisky Dick 

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whisky is distilled from a beer like ferment. whisky dick is invoking the fact that both whisky it's self and whisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whisky through distillation whisky dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)

whisky dick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."

Whisky Dick by WordRepoMan November 13, 2012

dick mission 

Pursuing a pointless endeavor; counter productive; beating a dead horse, a cluster fuck, a waste of time.

Matt: I want to fix up my old truck to sell it. It needs about $2000 in work. What do you think?
Jack: I don't even think you could sell it for that much. Seems like a dick mission to me, hoss.

Jeff: I have to convince my boss that we need to cut salaries to just stay in business. It's the only way.
Wendy: He'll agree to that?
Jeff: Oh hell no! It's a total dick mission.

dick mission by Tenacious Faulker January 19, 2010

Arizona Diamond Dick

Where you pass a kidney stone in a girl's mouth while getting a blowjob.

Cody: "Hey guys, I just found out i have kidney stones."

Aaron: "You should give your girlfriend a Arizona Diamond Dick."

Cody: "What's that?"

Aaron: "Its where you pass a kidney stone while your girlfriend gives you head."

Cody: "That's disgusting!!"

Aaron: "I know."

Arizona Diamond Dick by Doughboii_Swagg January 16, 2010

12 inch dick 

The mythical size of a normal males dick.

CHAT ROOM 1

Chatter 1
"i have a 12 inch dick !"

Chatter 2
"thats like a unicorn!"

Chatter 1
"what do you mean?"

Chatter 2
"it doesn't exist"

12 inch dick

12 inch dick by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. September 30, 2010