Battle For The House

An unpopular object show about multiple objects competing for the prize of a house.

Timmy: wow, there's no new episode of Battle For The House...
Paul: of course not.

by Riles Morales March 26, 2023

Battenberg

Is this an inuendo

Going out to get battenberg

by Sofs king April 3, 2023

Batterytender

A small, automatic battery charger that turns on and off as needed to keep your motorcycle battery at an optimum charge level.

Let's get straight into it. What's the difference between a regular trickle charger and a Batterytender ?

by ProhibitedUrbans April 6, 2023

Batting

When two people, typically baseball players shove a baseball bats in their anus while the other puts a baseball in their anus. They then proceed to pass gas aggressively causing the bat and ball to fling out, ball hitting the bat.

Quinn and Ian were batting together

by anonymous May 16, 2023

battin' rouge

What da ladies of Louisiana's state capital are doin' to get gussied up whenever there's a gala festival scheduled.

Prior to every big bash, jewelers in La-la State's "Red Stick City" are also "battin' rouge" --- i.e., speedily dabbin da finely-abrasive polish on their prized merchandise --- in preparation to party-goers' flocking into their shops to buy super-shiny baubles to wear when getting all decked out for said wildly-whoopin'-it-up event.

by QuacksO June 29, 2023

Batter-sea Pinner

The Batter-sea pinner is the act of being able to pin yourself with your own car and run yourself over

Jimbo tried to do a batter-sea pinner today and was rushed to the hospital.

by NRP WELLAND July 4, 2023

Battle Loyal

When two people in a relationship both want out which should be simple enough. However, they both need to play the victim rather than just parting ways so they put all efforts into busting each other cheating. Hence the Battle Loyal begins!

Mark and Jenny aren't doing well, they Entered the Battle Loyal, Mark gets her drunk and pretends she ran off and Jenny is catfishing Mark with fake profiles.

Think my girl went through my phone, smelled like makeup this morning, guess she wants a Battle Loyal

by DrFlow July 8, 2023