Buy sausage 

Starve to hall. I do not know where it is ... hmmm ... but heard Aunt Annie said yesterday at dinner ...

"If you do not stop feeding me this crap, I'll buy sausage"

Buy sausage by Abrikos December 19, 2016

Custard sausage 

Usually when a male masterbates in bed then sleep naked. When you wake up you have a hard smelly white substance on the male genital area.

" man when i woke up this morning i had A Custard Sausage."

Custard sausage by Biggie. March 14, 2017

Custard Sausage 

Usually when a male masterbates before bed. When he wakes up the is a dry, smelly substance on the genital area.

"Man when Iwoke up this morning i had a Custard Sausage."

Custard Sausage by Biggie. March 14, 2017

rotisserie sausage 

When you rotate your dick inside the vagina during sex

Ima hit this hoe with the rotisserie sausage

rotisserie sausage by Potato on the barrel April 15, 2017

Breakfast Sausage 

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

Breakfast Sausage by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017

soily sausage 

A penis or penis-like personality that gets poo trapped due to moisture around the head giving it a soil like look on the males "sausage".

The inbred kents were used to a soily sausage with all the male carnal activity in the house.

soily sausage by WordsmithForTheMentallyFeeble June 18, 2017

Blood Sausage 

noun.) Typically referencing the end result of a man having intercourse with a woman on her period, or removing his member from any other orifice that may leave him gleaming as if leaving a tomato bath.

"My girlfriend said she likes blood sausage. So I waited until she was on her period, fucked her, and served up exactly what she desired."

Blood Sausage by Sin 2 Win July 6, 2017