Dick Cheney 

He is Emperor palpatine. The man who bosses around Darth vader (see George W. Bush)

DickCheney's alias is Emperor Palpatine, and George Bush's alias is Darth vader.

Dick Cheney by Wangsta Hippie November 18, 2004

Dick Measuring 

When to men are talking, and one trys to one up the other by bragging.

Bill: Ok I shot sniper 1 down and am working on 2.
Ted: Well I killed that one guy back there, remember?
Bill: Now's not the time for Dick Measuring!

Dick Measuring by jlong17543 August 2, 2009

Dick Cheney 

Exactly what he is. Also can be used as an insult.

Look at that DICK Cheney over there.
Dumbass: hay letz go be hiporcites and say we're uber kewl christians but then carry gunz n then shoot people lawl

Smart Person: Shut up Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney by Kewlppl August 31, 2005

Dick Out 

When teeing off during a game of golf, if a male fails to hit his ball past the ladies tee blocks, he must open his fly and let he penis hang out in full view for the remainder of the hole.

I had three dick outs last Saturday. How embarrassing.

Dick Out by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005

dick beaters 

The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.

Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!

dick beaters by SeptiK September 7, 2003

Dick Paste 

"Homemade" and "All Natural" adhesive substance made from a man's penile secretions, especially when sticking two pages of a magazine or other literary work together.

Crap! I ran out of Elmer's glue for my school project, better make some dick paste.

Dick Paste by Sticky_Pages October 13, 2010

dick spit

the goo that is released from a guy's cock after he comes

Damn! I came a lot last night after fucking this ho Amanda. You should have seen the amount of dick spit I left all over her face.

dick spit by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011