brain squirts 

What begins as a "brain fart" or when you forget a thought, and you absolutely can't think of it, even hours later you still can't remember,it makes you so angry you scream and spit all over your windshield or bathroom mirror.

Johnny really couldn't remember what he had for lunch, he must have a case of the brain squirts.

brain squirts by mrtreadwell February 13, 2017

Brain poker

Someone who likes to pick other peoples brains for knowledge.

Brian is such a sexy brain poker, i wish he would come over here and poke my brain.

Brain poker by Dazelowkey April 16, 2017

Brain Swole 

A cool way to say "smart" or "intelligent"

"I would drop out of school but I need to get Brain Swole"

Brain Swole by GossipGirlWithCharm August 2, 2017

Brain 

A brain is a grey slime filled organ inside the body that helps you to stay alive. It creates paths every time you think of something and uses the opposite side for body parts.

1) Left Side of Brain - Right Side of Body
2) Right Side of Brain - Left Side of Body
3) Think of Cars - Path through your brain.
4) Yes your brain is grey not pink!

Brain by Iron Shauna 04 August 15, 2017

Brainade 

An occurrence of attaining a clear mind, different thought processes, and seeing the world differently all in one instant. The mind stays in this state for under a minute and never over. After the event occurs, it seems as if everything has reverted back to how it was. It has the essence of a dream, so you would know that you had one, but not exactly the contents of it. Everything around you in reality becomes a blur while your mind narrows down and focuses on the sensation. A respect for time accompanies the event, therefore giving an urge to rush something particular that pertains to the certain individual. You could say that this event may be all your epiphanies into one since it is multiple realizations and confused emotions at one time. The brain believes these events are upgrades and starts to seek them out since they happen so rarely, even years at a time.

The young adult paused mid sentence due to the brainade, forcing him to think on different aspects of life.

Brainade by LaggyEnglish October 3, 2017

Brain 

You must not HAVE a brain if you're looking up what it means...

"That idiot over there must not have a brain. He's trying to drink a brick..."

Brain by Furyfreeze2005 October 30, 2017

brain smack 

An act of cupping ones hand over their own butthole, and farting into the hand, to later trap the gassiest stench while simultaneously whipping your hand out with great efficiency and speed to carefully keep the horrendous stench in your hand, then placing the hand under a poor unsuspecting target’s nostril. The stench will instantly travel up the nostrils and the sensation will smack the brain. Hence the term brain smacker

He brain smacked me.
He grabbed his fart and brain smacked me.
Brain smack means to catch your fart in your pants then throw it in someone’s face

brain smack by Faggatron2698 November 8, 2017