Blimpgooning

A method of prolonged masturbation through interacting with or becoming a blimp.

"Hey, you ever tried blimpgooning?"
"I've been doing a lot of that, especially with the Goodyear Blimp."
"Dude. My friend is the Goodyear Blimp."
"Then we're both blimpgooners. Small world!"

by KITTYCOWDY January 28, 2026

Blimpfark

Fat fart fucking He or she while fucking and the fat rolls make fart sounds

Damn bae you be blimpfarking it!

by Alaskanporters June 6, 2025

Belump

A slang term used to evoke the ideas of bigness, voluptuousness, and beauty.

“The bride’s dress made her look very belump on her wedding day.”

by cloverpress June 23, 2025

bluephoria

the experience of finding joy and meaning in the midst of sadness or suffering

He smiled through tears, wrapped in a quiet bluephoria.

by bluephoria June 30, 2025

Blimping

When 2 or more overweight individuals are bumping into one another. Usually in a tight knit place.

Oi, ollie n sven round back blimping again.

by Ur anxieties July 28, 2025

Blum

A mixture of one's own blood and one's seminal fluid; brought on by constant and continous ejaculation.

Jay: 'Man, my pants are full of Blum after last night and this morning'

Garrett: 'nice'

by Wilhelm909 August 12, 2025

blumbly

Something that is very good

Hello that pizza is blumbly

by FlingleBlerb September 28, 2025