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blemfark 

A crude colloquialism for the secondary genital tubercle of a marsmardan thule beast.

Also, a unit of transdimensional currency in use throughout multiple parallel universal planes, thus named because the coin of said value has an engraving of a marsmardan thule beast with its secondary genital tubercle engorged.
Dude, this Blemfark coin is in mint condition! You can even see the veining on the thule's blemfark!
blemfark by GockPriestess December 3, 2024
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Canadian blimpfuck 

Fucking the shit out of someone’s mom in the ass so hard her poop flies out of her ass making her fly.
You made me so mad, I Canadian blimpfucked your mother.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026