KITTYCOWDY's definitions

Blimpgooning

A method of prolonged masturbation through interacting with or becoming a blimp.

"Hey, you ever tried blimpgooning?"
"I've been doing a lot of that, especially with the Goodyear Blimp."
"Dude. My friend is the Goodyear Blimp."
"Then we're both blimpgooners. Small world!"

by KITTYCOWDY January 28, 2026

The Arkansas Theory

A theory that suggests that most - if not ALL people from Arkansas are the most oppressed minority in the U.S. compared to every other minority that suffers from oppression.

It's a shame that Rusty keeps on being bullied.

Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?

Maybe.

by KITTYCOWDY April 14, 2025