desarae

the most awesome mind blowing stunning woman you will ever meet....a brunette with green eyes who can make a puppy dog vicious.....amazingly caring and kind, an excellent mother and companion who will go to great lengths to satisfy the needs and wants of those around her....

me: i met this chick....she is bomb!!!!
you: what is her name?
me: desarae...
you: oh yeah i heard of her
, that's awesome

desarae by sdjkiuhnikjhfndklsalhgfuire August 25, 2010

intelligent design

Psuedo-Scientific name for the term, "creationism", describing an unfound speculation that God created life on Earth as it exists today. Proponents believe life is too complex to have evolved, even given hundreds of millions of years.

The only people who support Intelligent Design are the deeply religious and crackpot "scientists" with fake, store-bought doctorates from unaccredited Christian colleges.

Despite being rejected in the science community for over 200 years, many christians insist on having creationism taught in our public schools.

Intelligent Design is not science, nor should it be respected as such. Its a children's fable, not unlike saying babies come from the stork.

Kent Hovind, the most well-known "righteous" Christian proponent of Intelligent Design is currently serving 10 years in prison for tax evasion.

intelligent design by logylogylogy November 1, 2007

why is a raven like a writing desk?

A riddle. From the Lewis Carroll classic, Alice In Wonderland. Carroll himself said "the riddle has no answer, unless it does. But it doesn't, however it might." the riddle is unsolved, except in China. They know everthing. It is often used to confuse or befuddle a friend.

Adam:"So why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Charles: O.o

why is a raven like a writing desk? by Almost Alice June 9, 2010

intelligent design

Intelligent design is a fundamentally flawed theory.
It does not belong in a scientific debate because it cannot produce valid observational evidence.
It also does not belong in a philosophical debate because its only premise is that there are some slight flaws in evolution (and what scientific theory doesn't have flaws). From this premise it is impossible to show the existence of an intelligent designer.

Kansas has just become another state to teach intelligent design. When will they learn that America needs proper scientists to make the microwaves, bird flu vaccines, tactical nuclear weapons, and other modern home comforts they enjoy.

intelligent design by Cillie December 28, 2005

Desiree 

A girl usally blonde the name orginates from France, has a lot of friends, is beautiful, has pretty hair. Also is super funny! She's nice unless you get on her bad side.She talks a lot + she's a crazy girl and it's hard not to love her. Desiree's like to speak her mind. This name has been around since the 1700's.

Boy: Did you see that girl over there!
Greg: Yeah she's such a Desiree.

Desiree by rollinwith65inchrims April 10, 2011

Desperate Housewives

Possibly one of the best shows on television. Ever.
The show follows four housewives living on the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane. The women all deal with dramatic issues; such as suicide, affairs, and troublesome teens. Susan Mayer is a hopeless romantic trying to find a man (currently her plumber). Bree Van De Kamp is "Martha Stewart on steroids", who recently witnessed her boyfriend's suicide. He was also the same man who killed her husband, Rex. Then, there is the ever popular and sexy Gabrielle Solis, played by Eva Longoria. Her character has an elicit affair with a teenage garden, the becomes pregnant -> miscarriage. Last but not least is Lynette Scavo, a working mother of four. All her character does is deal with parenting and marriage issues..

"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night?!"
"Hell yes, I wouldn't miss it for the world."

Desperate Housewives by I<3DH September 10, 2008

Desmond 

The sexist man alive, often worshiped at home as a God of love, happiness, intelligence, and wit. Also can be used to describe someone who is crowded by women and has everything in life figured out.

"that guy is such a Desmond"

Desmond by Hytrath93 April 13, 2011