Captain Beef

A drinking game of Italian origin. Basically you sit in a circle around a table...everyone has a beer. You basically have to say "I am Captain Beef", tap each hand on the top of the table then on the bottom, tap your glass, stand up, and drink a sip. Then do the same thing with each motion repeated twice ("I am Captain Beef Beef", etc.). Finally do the same thing again, repeated 3 times. If you screw up, finish your beer and get a new one. If you finish the cycle, the next person has to do it. It's really a pretty shitty drinking game, but what can you really expect from those damn Europeans?

We played Captain Beef for 5 hours and after about 4 hours Johnny screwed up once and had to drink. It was hilarious. Or maybe it would have been, but I was too sober. Just shoot me.

Captain Beef by Nick D November 3, 2003

you got beef

You Got Beef is the infamous Vietnamese rap music video that circled the globe towards international attention. The video was directed by Paul Nguyen and featured Vietnamese rapper Chuckie Akenz.

Source Jane-Finch.com

you got beef by Alex Adams June 5, 2005

E-Beef 

Beef with someone over the internet
Problems/Fighting

yo dawg, u gots e-beef wit dat cat or sumpin

E-Beef by Snow September 8, 2004

Corned-beef curtain 

A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

Corned-beef curtain by cunninglinguistists August 6, 2009

Braising Beef 

To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.

Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.

Braising Beef by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

packin the beef 

somebody who is starting putting on weight

Man, Mary is really packin the beef these days huh?

packin the beef by capstickman July 13, 2006

Here's the beef!  

In 1984, after the popularity of Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers skyrocketed thanks to the runaway success of it's 1983 TV commercial, which featured actress Claire Pellar asking the question "Where's the beef?", some men started sporting T-shirts that answered that question with the remark "Here's the beef!" as a joke.

When I was at a donkey basketball game I saw a man wearing a purple T-shirt that said in big letters the phrase Here's the beef! on it.

Here's the beef! by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 28, 2007