fapicture

A photograph - anywhere in the spectrum from a facebook post to graphic pornography - that inspires immediate and vigorous masturbation.

The facebook pics from her Mexican vacation showcased her hard work to achieve a beach body and the subtle bikini camel-toe shots are some of the best fapictures I've ever seen. Yes, she's my friend, but those fapictures will have me beating my poor stupid cock like I caught him stealing. She has defined a new inspiration for masturbation.

by tommyludd March 18, 2014

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Fapthlete

(n). An individual who possesses tremendous masturbatory stamina.

"Hey, is James ready to go?"
"No, he's still wacking it."
"But he's been in there for 3 hours!"
"He's a Fapthlete."

by TheGreat9 March 27, 2015

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fapacino

when you jizz in someones coffee without them knowing"

"Dude I just gave Jon a fapacino

by germ attack3 March 20, 2016

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Faptics

A combination of the word "Fapping" and "Tactics". Used to describe tricks or ways of masturbating.

Steve told me about these faptics he used. At first I thought they sounded crazy, but after reviewing them they kind of make sense.

by The guy May 16, 2016

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Fapster

1) A fat Hipster
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.

Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

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