A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.
by longrider700 May 20, 2016
Another name for a Jamaican patty; a semi-sweet pastry filled with diarrhea-inducing mystery "meat".
by longrider700 August 05, 2017
Any "homeless" person who trades on the pity of animal lovers by having a dog with them to illicit pity (for the dog) and therefore, more hand-outs. Forcing a helpless animal to squat in the inclement weather in order to support their manipulative owner.
I felt sorry for that Dog Pimp and gave him another 10 pound bag of dog food. He seems to go through one a day....
by longrider700 January 12, 2015
Hippy wannabe marinated in Patchouli to mask the scent of pot smoking and disdain of hygiene. Often seen at vegan festivals, any protests and incense stores. Wears Birkenstocks and work socks in the coldest winter months.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.
by longrider700 January 10, 2015
" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"
by longrider700 May 20, 2016
A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.
Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.
Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.
OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!
by longrider700 March 04, 2015