Definitions by longrider700
Cholera Cake
Another name for a Jamaican patty; a semi-sweet pastry filled with diarrhea-inducing mystery "meat".
Cholera Cake by longrider700 August 5, 2017
Alkiecycle
An electric bicycle often ridden by those who have lost their license to drive due to Impared Driving convictions.
Alkiecycle by longrider700 June 1, 2016
Fapster
1) A fat Hipster
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.
Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.
Fapster by longrider700 May 20, 2016
Ambush-deuce
" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"
Ambush-deuce by longrider700 May 20, 2016
Stroller-tard
A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.
Stroller-tard by longrider700 May 20, 2016
War-donut
An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.
Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.
Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.
OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!
War-donut by longrider700 March 4, 2015
Bubble Fart
A moist fart that seems to creep out of your butt-cheeks like a bubble. Often feels like it lurks in the crack for a few moments.
Bubble Fart by longrider700 January 30, 2015