Stroller-tard

A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.
I was trying to get out of the grocery store but this f--ing Stroller-tard was blocking the exit.
by longrider700 May 20, 2016
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Cholera Cake

Another name for a Jamaican patty; a semi-sweet pastry filled with diarrhea-inducing mystery "meat".
I'm hurting today...
I had a dozen beers and two Cholera Cakes last night.
by longrider700 August 05, 2017
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Dog Pimp

Any "homeless" person who trades on the pity of animal lovers by having a dog with them to illicit pity (for the dog) and therefore, more hand-outs. Forcing a helpless animal to squat in the inclement weather in order to support their manipulative owner.
I felt sorry for that Dog Pimp and gave him another 10 pound bag of dog food. He seems to go through one a day....
by longrider700 January 12, 2015
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Patchoulian

Hippy wannabe marinated in Patchouli to mask the scent of pot smoking and disdain of hygiene. Often seen at vegan festivals, any protests and incense stores. Wears Birkenstocks and work socks in the coldest winter months.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.
That Patchoulian just tried to sell me a poem!
by longrider700 January 10, 2015
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Ambush-deuce

A poo that sneaks up on you at the most unfortunate time; like a job interview or third date.
" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"
by longrider700 May 20, 2016
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Door conference

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.
"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
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War-donut

An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.

Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.
OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!
by longrider700 March 04, 2015
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