fapster

A person who frequently faps.

That Marcus, he's such a fapster, his floors are all dirty and his carpets are stained.

by Ssilver7 September 24, 2005

fapster

A man or woman who has a unique but natural constant obsession with hitting meat.

"since she has become widowed she has become a fapster"

by Isunbbh May 22, 2017

fapster

someone who wanks (faps) a lot.

"dude your such a fapster, your floors are all dirty and the carpets are stained"

by fapFAPfap September 3, 2012

fapster

A fapster is a fapper and hipster; someone who loves nerd stuff but eats vegan and is way smarter/more intellectual than you.

That guy on the apple commercials, not the PC one, he seems like a real fapster.

by HotKarlito July 22, 2008

Fapster

A new Generation-Z definition of a man/boy who masturbates more than twice a day which is not normal.

Ayush.S: Woah look at that thick a** that girl has

Me: Fap off to that you bloody Fapster

by Agent Norton December 3, 2022

Fapster

1) A fat Hipster
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.

Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

Fapster

A person who has already fapped to the picture you just linked.

<nobody> random_picture_involving_dead_parrot.jpg
<derp> I'd fap to that
<fapster> already fapped that!
<derp> you're such fapster

by Bacon_Lover May 25, 2011