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monkey woo-woo 

An empassioned cry of exaltation.
Monkey woo-woo! I totally outran those cops!
monkey woo-woo by Jimmy Tango April 20, 2005

Monkey Fun Stuff 

Used in turn of the word "Feces" or any other appropriate slang words
Man, that Monkey Fun Stuff smells somthing horrible.

monkey lightning 

any depraved sex act involving faeces and electricity
1) she shocked me when she suggested we try monkey lightning
2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"
monkey lightning by Pocket Pool December 29, 2007

Monkey perv 

A person with an unatural obssession with monkeys.....
*walks into Jo's room*
Me: "OMG. look at all the monkey stuff in here!"

Ellie: O.O "She must be a monkey perv....Quick! Save the monkeys!!!"
Monkey perv by ribenaaa October 16, 2008

Monkey Points 

A person is rewarded monkey points when thehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpy hit a monkey
Katelyn got monkey points when she hit Diddy Kong in the head.
Monkey Points by Mic Dundee October 23, 2008

Monkey Grippers 

A cover for your hand to assist masterbation
Johnny asked Justin to borrow his Monkey Grippers so he could get the job done right.
Monkey Grippers by nmangel07 November 12, 2010