Safety Car 

A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.

Subject A: Safety Car deployed

Subject B: What happened?

Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel

Safety Car by L.D. (@ProjectHR1) April 19, 2021

Rally car

Cars that can go faster on dirt than your Dads Ford F-150 Raptor

Rally cars look extremely cool

Rally car by HOISL5 May 7, 2021

Kielbasa car wash 

When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.

The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.

Kielbasa car wash by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021

drip car 

A remix of a popular jingle or song bit with a car colored with a color that would go along with what show, brand, music, company, etc. the jingle comes from

I’m Trouble (OA0V) makes a lot of drip cars

drip car by paaged July 19, 2021

Brampton Car Crash 

An all too common occurrence in Brampton whereby Bramptonites stage car accidents for insurance scams.

“Jay was in another car crash yesterday.”

“Was it a real car crash or a Brampton Car Crash?”

Brampton Car Crash by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 12, 2021

The Car Keys Defense 

AKA "Car Keysing"
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.

"I don't like when women just use Tinder for compliments. You know it's easy for you to find dates, but for men that's wasting their limited swipe rights they could have used for someone actually interested. It's harmful."
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."

"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"

The Car Keys Defense by mrgreyho November 3, 2021

Fucken Car 

The Mercedes Benz V-300 exclusive, the car that uplifted the lost souls of black men in Sauta.

"Get out of my car!!"
"Get out my Fucken Car!!"

Once said the leader of Men's Conference in his Fucken Car telling a Slay Queen to exit his Fucken Car.

Fucken Car by Tsako Sauta November 23, 2021