spashed

Spashed is a word used by someone to describe their own state of being after a large number of joints. The word comes from the inability of the mind to put the letter of a word together when stoned. So while you might have meant to say smashed (Which is a word to describe the state you would be in after drink anyway) your mind put in random letters to fill the space while your thinking about the word and you come up with "Spashed"

Aahh! Dude, I'm like amm!! what's it am like really (s..pa..shed)spashed man!

by Dynamize February 14, 2006

Spanish Typewriter

When a girl writes her initials on a guys soft weinke. When the girl makes the guy hard her full name appears on his woody.

Jeremy got a spanish typewriter from Kayla. I now know her full name!

by Will Dish February 26, 2010

Spanish Sandwich

A sexual act where a man repeatedly pokes his penis through two women's lips as they kiss. Also known as a a double-sided hot dog or a senor gonzalez.

''Damn if you had a sister as fine as you, I would have both of you in a spanish sandwich''

i'm put you in the sandwich

by encyclopaedo November 22, 2010

Spanish 3H

The worst Spanish class on the face of the planet. If you take Spanish 3H, you will end up failing. The material is dumb cultural things that you do not understand.

Somehow the conversations always revert back to Gloria from the tv show, Modern Family.

Boy 1: I'm failing Spanish 3H right now.
Boy 2: Who do you have?
Boy 1: Mrs. Palmada
Boy 2: oh, that explains it.

by Let'sgetreal November 4, 2011

Spanish 5 AP

A class with so much work that you will literally want to blow your brains out. Pure hell. Even the native speakers fail half the assignments and few get 5's in the AP.

Kid 1: Hey did you finish your Spanish 5 AP homework?

Kid 2: Hell no. I'm still trying to finish my work from 3 weeks ago!

by asianboi4569 August 9, 2016

Spanish

coolest language ever!!

yo man si you don't hablas spanish estás out!!

by John Doe December 7, 2003

Spanish Tickler

AKA. "Cat's Paw". This was an old torture device consisting of four claws the size of human fingers on a handle. Used in Spain and elsewhere in Europe, the torturer would run the claws over the victim's face, chest, groin, buttocks, legs, anywhere. The flesh would be shredded, with noses, ears, breasts, nipples, genitals, anything, torn off.

The Spanish Tickler raked over the victim's chest, ripping the flesh, exposing the ribs.

by Lorelili March 28, 2005