crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

by wayoter May 2, 2005

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Are plus sized women attractive to anyone?

A repetitious ploy for attention used on anonymous apps. This is reposted every few hours by fat chicks on anonymous apps because they know that the guys that pity them the most will reply and say “yes” to give them the exact amount of recognition that they are seeking. Fatties also know that, because of the amount of sadness and pity, it will make their post automatically go to a “Hot” or “Popular” page which, unfortunately, is everyone’s main objective in their sad, sad life as it makes them feel recognized.

*eating Big Mac* Are plus sized women attractive to anyone? *burps*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 23, 2022

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Skizzed

To try to pass a poor and unsatisfactory execution as quality work.

"Hey my part is done and it rocks"
"Erm, it's skizzed."

by Le Touriste March 1, 2021

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Model Sized

a tall and pretty girl. A girl over 5'6 in height or is very tall. For tall females.

Jess: You should be a Model
Parker: Yeah, you're model sized

Molly: Really? maybe I should be

by loveexx September 3, 2013

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Fun-Sized

A product that is smaller than its usual size.

Jeffy: You're really short.
Jim: I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!

by tussiez June 7, 2019

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fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

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