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woah, I'm totally skizzed right now.
Skizzed by Meredith February 8, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
To try to pass a poor and unsatisfactory execution as quality work.
"Hey my part is done and it rocks"
"Erm, it's skizzed."
Skizzed by Le Touriste March 1, 2021
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Conducting a interview without the persons knowledge that they are being interviewed, then making it public.(i.e. on social media)
Dang he/she just got skizzed.

I skizzed them no cap.
Skizzed by Bmorocco November 29, 2024

Skizzed Out 

To be tweaking to a major degree. To be jacked up on caffiene or other stimulants. Possibly to a worrysome point.
How much coffee did that kid have? He was mad skizzed out.
Skizzed Out by The Boom March 7, 2009
baked, zooted, out dis world
1: *hits blunt* bruhh I'm zooted..

2: im smizzed -u-
smizzed by SyoBraves March 23, 2019
When you shit out cum from anal the night before.
I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.
Shizzed by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020
something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication
"Damn! you slizzed!?"
slizzed by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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