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pussyflaps 

Large pussylips (labia minora) which protrude more than usual from the pussy. Probably the result of too much fucking or stretching. They can look very good if the woman is young and pretty, especially if they are adorned with piercings or jewels. They add greatly to the delights of eating out a hungry pussy (cunnilingus).
Her pussyflaps were meaty curtains, resembling flattened apricots. He imagined them gripping the many cocks she entertained each day.
pussyflaps by O'Flagherty January 2, 2009
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pussyflaps 

Large pussylips (labia minora) which protrude more than usual from the pussy. Probably the result of too much fucking or stretching. They can look very good if the woman is young and pretty, especially if they are adorned with piercings or jewels. They add greatly to the delights of eating out a hungry pussy (cunnilingus).
Her pussyflaps were meaty curtains, resembling flattened apricots. He imagined them gripping the many cocks she entertained each day.
pussyflaps by O'Flagherty January 1, 2009

Pussyflies 

A feeling coming from deep inside her pussy, the prequel to making her canoli throb like butterflies of the stomach, pussyflies of the vagina.
Wow every-time I speak to Matt he makes my canoli throb, wow that super cute guy really gives me pussyflies......... I hope i give him nut flies too.
Pussyflies by Amand4 October 16, 2014

pussy flaps 

the flaps of the vagina
pull back ya pussy flaps so i can lick ya pink bits
pussy flaps by pimp'daddy'o March 5, 2003

Professor Pissflaps 

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.
(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
Professor Pissflaps by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

pissflaps 

When playing squash and you miss, "Oh, pissflaps". Usually said with a vast amount of vehemence.
pissflaps by Jus January 10, 2003

sweaty pissflaps 

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.
a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*
sweaty pissflaps by lordblunkey March 5, 2005
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