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1) To be wasted on any number of controlled substances, and realizing you've probably had more than enough and had better lay down before you fall down.
We've smoked ourselves stizzed.
stizzed by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
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Totally wacked outta your mind on coke, crank or crack that you can't do any more and live!
"Like, Dude! Been Crankin' for 2 days now! I'm sooooo STIZZED!"
Stizzed by dixiedog November 18, 2003
baked, zooted, out dis world
1: *hits blunt* bruhh I'm zooted..

2: im smizzed -u-
smizzed by SyoBraves March 23, 2019
When you shit out cum from anal the night before.
I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.
Shizzed by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020
something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication
"Damn! you slizzed!?"
slizzed by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006
When one is under the influence of marijuana and alcohol.
Dude,i'm pretty stuzzed right now!haha.
stuzzed by Ben dominguez June 27, 2006
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