Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.
Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.
Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.
Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.
Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.
by KarMa - Marc & Karena February 24, 2018
Get the Shlopping mug.A phrase used to describe when someone gets head, and right as they finish, the sucker bites down and rips off the other's penis.
Brandon: Yo did you hear what happened to Daniel last night?
Randal: Yeah, I heard his girl pulled the ol' Schlop n' Chop on him when he wasn't expecting it.
Brandon: Poor lad will never get a boner again.
Randal: Yeah, I heard his girl pulled the ol' Schlop n' Chop on him when he wasn't expecting it.
Brandon: Poor lad will never get a boner again.
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I hate it when I get schlopper on the bottom of my shoe. I don't like it when I find schlopper on the bottom of the tables at the diner.
by Diana Carol June 5, 2009
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When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets! This is a Dirty schloppy.....
by Louis Trombone May 18, 2007
Get the Dirty Schloppy mug.Comes from the two well know yiddish words, "schlepping," to drag around, and, "nachas," meaning pride.
Dragging around the accomplishments of ones children.
It is no surprise that the Jewish community values intellectual accomplishments, and the Torah tells us to strive for greatness, to become a pillar of our community. In Judaism, a man, is not one who is an accomplished pugilist, or fighter. He is a bookish intellectual, a scholar, a doctor, phd, or attorney.
Dragging around the accomplishments of ones children.
It is no surprise that the Jewish community values intellectual accomplishments, and the Torah tells us to strive for greatness, to become a pillar of our community. In Judaism, a man, is not one who is an accomplished pugilist, or fighter. He is a bookish intellectual, a scholar, a doctor, phd, or attorney.
..oh did I tell you?! Barry is completing his residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital! He will be great doctor, we always knew he would---even in college, he was at the top of his class, the president of all the clubs in high school! ...oh by the way, how is Ari doing?
Oy, there's Miriam, SCHLEPPING NACHAS again!
Oy, there's Miriam, SCHLEPPING NACHAS again!
by halfassjew June 5, 2013
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Toby (is hanging out and simping for a ton of girls)
Jaden: wow, there goes that massive schlorp
Gabe: yeah, man I don't get it. Why he got all them girls
Peyton: he just magnifies the intenche schlorpness to attract them all.
Jaden: wow, there goes that massive schlorp
Gabe: yeah, man I don't get it. Why he got all them girls
Peyton: he just magnifies the intenche schlorpness to attract them all.
by G24601pwc August 27, 2020
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by Schlopper May 28, 2021
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