Procrastibating

When you procrastinate on cumming Whilst masturbating buy not trying to finish off

I was procrastibating but i only lasted 5 minutes

by 696969696969yomum November 20, 2018

Procrasticate

Procrastinating by means of defecation

I gotta do this project but I also gotta shit, I’m gonna go procrasticate.

by Silent Fart47 March 3, 2019

procrastiception

When you procrastinate so hard you forget what you were procrastinating about.

Hellish: Dude I was procrastinating on something but I forgot what it was.
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!

by Madworld808 March 31, 2019

Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.

I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!

by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020

Procrastibation

Adverb. Definition= to put off work with self pleasure, known as masturbation.

"The boys reckon Procrastibation is the best way to avoid schoolwork"

"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"

by card declined at rehab smh October 13, 2020

Procrastibator

To get pleasure from procrastinating.

I'm such a chronic procrastibator, I know I have to work at 8am & should go to sleep, but I still haven't seen the last 80 episodes of Breaking Bad, & it feels so good, so I'll probably binge those instead...

by Vanspades February 18, 2021

Procrastafaffing

The act of doing alot of meanial and pointless things in order to delay doing what you are meant to be doing

Stop procrastafaffing and get ready for school

by Wazza89 October 31, 2021