hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

professor dick

A big throbbing member with tenure

That meshuga is some professor dick, he gets funky in bed.

by Ted and Laura March 12, 2005

g20 protestors

A bunch of middle class brats who would rather cause havoc than do anything constructive to solve them. They hate Corporations and prefer a world of anarchy (although they all live in Mummy and Daddys mansions in Berkshire and Surrey and get driven around in Volvo's). They smash up stores and then get thair Lawyer parents to represent them when they get arrested. They also scream and yell at cops in groups, but once arrested cry like pussies because theyre scared.

Whats that smell? Its a flock of dreadlocked g20 protestors from Guildford!

by Wayne Kussoff April 2, 2009

antiwar protestor

n.: a person who exercises their right to free speech, as guaranteed by the Constitution of the United States of America. frequently loud and attention getting, as opposed to those that choose to sit idly by at home.

the antiwar protestors staged a demonstration in front of city hall.

by corvus brachyrhynchos July 25, 2003

antiwar protestor

1. Someone who does not believe that the securing oil for yuppies with SUVs is worth the lives of Iraqi children.
2. Someone who understands foreign policy does not include pre-emptive defense.

American anti-war protestors show the rest of the world that not all Americans are fucking stupid.

by BVW January 19, 2003

Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

by Jaolo March 3, 2008

Professor Wildgoose

Better known as Wildgoose, he is a Toontown player (occasionally streamer), dog lover, aspiring EDM artist, and a major shitposter. He mainly spends his time lurking in the website known as Twitter.

David: Why is my timeline being spammed with all these retweets and shit?
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.

by Wildguy August 28, 2016