phallapeño

The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.

Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.

by Hopkins21 October 6, 2019

Phallusy

The myth of Moby's Dick. The idea that the elusive sexual satisfaction a woman seeks lies in some mythical penis she searches for like Captain Ahab and the whale.

I spent the first 53 and a half years of my life obsessively chasing Moby’s Dick, a mythical penis that would satisfy me yet always seemed elusive. It’s such a relief to no longer be chasing that particular phallusy.

by a woman seeking June 29, 2020

niagara phallus

The instrument through which an eye-floating pee is finally released...the stream producing a roar in the pan similar to the famous falls

Bloke in pub: Where did you disappear to?
Relieved one: Just been to see Niagara Phallus.....sigh

by mainsheet January 12, 2010

Phineas Phallus

A guy named Phineas who acts like an asshole

Guy 1: Hey did you see Phineas beat up random children in school
Guy 2: Yeah! We should call him Phineas Phallus from now on

by nitions and you want to use yo August 30, 2021

Phallic Salad

The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.

Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...

by e-rips January 5, 2004

phallusism

A witticism with a phallus as its subject matter.

"Mmm, I like wieners. They feel good inside me."

"Hah! Your phallusism amuses me."

by miksedene November 1, 2009

Phallic Photo

The correct psychological and scientific term attributed to the commonly referred to "Dick Pic"

A recent study published by Psychology Today finds that the sending of unsolicited phallic photos does not in fact increase the chances of the sender entering into a meaningful relationship with the recipient. Who knew?

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020