Phallusy

A deceptive, misleading, or false notion on the subject of one's penis, usually about size.

Guy 1 - "Yeah my dick was actually too big for her, it was painful. I mean it's probably about 9 inches."

Guy 2 - "Really? Impressive."

Guy 3 (whispers to guy 2) - "God that is such a phallusy."

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Guy - "Heard your boyfriend's penis is green."

Girl - "Phallusy: shut the fuck up."

by AnonymousMouse1 September 20, 2010

Phallusy

The myth of Moby's Dick. The idea that the elusive sexual satisfaction a woman seeks lies in some mythical penis she searches for like Captain Ahab and the whale.

I spent the first 53 and a half years of my life obsessively chasing Moby’s Dick, a mythical penis that would satisfy me yet always seemed elusive. It’s such a relief to no longer be chasing that particular phallusy.

by a woman seeking June 29, 2020

Phallusy

Not only are you wrong, but you are being a dock about it.

After hours of debate, and constantly proving the guy wrong, his argument devolved into "You are a Nazi." , after that all he could come up with is phallusy, after phallusy....

by Howard_Anxo October 22, 2017

Phallusy

A big mistake made by a guy who is a real dick.

My dickhead brother got in a car accident today while texting. What a phallusy

by Metal Timmeh July 15, 2013

phallusy

the stories men make up about their love life

When Don bragged about his hot date with Becky, it was a phallusy.

by groovyrad February 11, 2006

phallusy

to lie about the size of one's penis

"Andy said he was 9 inches hard. That is SUCH a phallusy."

by TastyTreat March 14, 2003

phallusy

An impression, based on a man's false accounts or exaggerations, of his sexual prowess.

Dale's wild ride through Sandals adult resorts gave rise to the phallusy that surrounds him today.

by HandyDictionary March 25, 2010