phallusism

A witticism with a phallus as its subject matter.

"Mmm, I like wieners. They feel good inside me."

"Hah! Your phallusism amuses me."

by miksedene November 1, 2009

phallicism

the worship or devotion to the penis especially as to fertility

My wife is entranced with phallicism and loves to play with my phallus and I give her what she wants.

by gringo feliz March 11, 2014

Icy phallicism

Essentially a scientific name for a snow cock

You did before you knew about my love of icy phallicism

Oh look over there, it looks like a great big icy phallicism

by Shaolinfantastic January 4, 2021

Phallusize

1. verb. To fantasize about phalluses.

2. verb. To be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.

Despite trying to think about Jesus, Monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.

I couldn't help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.

by txredhead March 29, 2011

giganto phallicism

the state of having a giant phallus; figuratively, bold as a man with a giant phallus

I couldn't keep denying the Holocaust after facing such poor reception. Ahmedinejad must have a case of giganto phallicism.

by Jaggers September 24, 2009

Phallulimus

Also known as Phallusinterlimusophilia, it is a kink or fetish for people putting their penises in slime.

I went on a date with Drki last night.

Drki? He's so weird. Isn't he into that phallulimus stuff?

by Sport Bili February 21, 2021

Phallism

The worship of penis ethier your dick or others despite sexual orientation that is akin to that of a religion but for the praisel of the all empowering cock.

In the name of all that is phallism praise that impressive throbing stature of a penis in all its gargantuan girth...

by Phallism April 24, 2021