junk posting (mass posting,chain posting)

Posts obviously cut & paste from others' status updates at the originators' request.

Now my FaceBook is flooded with all this junk posting (mass posting,chain posting) because Suzie has asked everyone to like and re-post her "loving friends" status update, "Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship. Thank you for being a part of my life!" This is worse than a chain letter or junk e-mail.

by Teddy Damian October 24, 2011

junk selfies

Pictures you take of your genitals and/or breasts (I.e. junk).

I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.

by Strawberry Milk March 5, 2014

junk gap

The space between the anus and genitalia. The most likely place for faeces and all kinds of junk to get trapped.

I didn't realise I hadn't wiped my junk gap properly.

by Wownewstome! May 27, 2014

junk blow

The act of "sucking the life out" of someone's soul through their asshole.

After an evening full of drinks, Eric presented himself to Jay for their traditional junk blow.

by Birdtrax January 3, 2015

[Junk Mail]

Junk Mail /junk male/NOUN: 1.Unsolicited or undesirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These repulsive images are particularly egregious when said genitalia is flaccid; rendering the transmission of such images unwarranted – as a flaccid penis is completely useless to the recipient. Images of fully erect penis are also distasteful when sent without prior consent. 2.Solicited or desirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These delightful images are particularly pleasant when said genitalia is erect, serviceable and sent in response to a direct request.* * Direct requests include “Send me some junk mail.”, “Send me a pic of that monster” “I want a pic” “Let me see a pic” or any phrasing that include the words “show” “send” “I want to see” in addition to a reference to the penis. Any other phrasing is pure speculation on the sender’s part and an image of your junk will be unwelcomed. Furthermore, sending a pic of your junk in lieu of a direct request is frowned upon by most women and the behavior should be avoided.

1.Girl he had the nerve to send me some junk mail. I think he gave my computer a virus! 2.Girl he sent me some junk mail! This is going to my inbox first chance I get!

by Kelz4Life! August 21, 2017

Junk Foodie

Someone with a deep passion for food, but only junk food.

“Hey, do you want some broccoli, I know you like food!”
“Nah man, I’m a junk foodie, I only love junk food.”

by Junk.Foodie July 7, 2018

junk science

To Republicans: global warming, the link between second-hand smoke and cancer, and evolutionary biology. To Democrats: creationism, abstinence-only sex education, and supply-side economics.

Ronald: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!

by DrSamba February 21, 2009