Future ex-husband

A guy u like but know it will never go anywhere

Hey There goes my future ex-husband

by Funandgames August 14, 2017

husbantal

Of or related to a husband. A varient spelling to husbandal.

While on a business trip, he did not perform his husbantal rites.

by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004

Husbandalitus

a disease which causes the patient to obsess over marriage and go psycho about it..

Deepika is suffering extreme 'husbandalitus'.

by MedhaV September 27, 2011

husbanger

Husbanger is a made up title, although used quite often it is not found in the dictionary. A husbanger is a "contraction" word if you will. Husbanger is the combination of husband + manager. A husbanger is your spouse who also doubles as your manager in some capacity. I have a cake business and my husband is my husbanger. Husbanger job duties can vary depending on what the nature of the business is. Hope that helps a little.

My husbanger is in charge of scheduling all meetings.

by Mom of three April 12, 2016

Husband shit

When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.

John just went to take a husband shit so we won't see him for at least a half hour.

by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017

Husband Hunting

Husband Hunting

When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.

Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.

by Slabshack November 28, 2018

Husbong

When I am lying in bed cozy but I want to smoke a bowl, I make my husband go take a hit and then blow it into my mouth. Husbong.

Baby lemme get a hit off that husbong

by Mobabmobab July 13, 2019