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Garden Hose 

Shove it up your butt.
See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.
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Psycho Hose Beast 

An OTT, possesive, obssesive and paranoid girlfriend or ex-girlfriend.
For fuck sake, leave me alone u psycho hose beast!
Psycho Hose Beast by Bewesy December 11, 2003

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man 

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.

firemans hose 

To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.
Dude last night i totally firemans hose (d) this chick, it was all over!
firemans hose by Antreox May 17, 2011

Ross Hose 

Fucked up shitty ass hookah that blows straight ass into your mouth
fuck this muthafuckin goddamn ross hose you twat
Ross Hose by fuckross May 24, 2016

Drinkn From a Fire Hose 

1) The act of trying to accomplish something that is pretty much impossible.

2)To Have good, yet futile intentions

3)A website WHERE NOTHING IS SAFE FROM the creators BIASED OPINION. BASED IN THE IOWA CITY, IA AREA HOME OF THE IOWA HAWKEYES, They TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING they FEEL they NEED TOO. MIX IN A DASH OF ANGER, A PINCH OF REASON AND A HEAPING HANDFUL OF HUMOR, AND YOU'RE DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE!!!!(taken from their site: www.drinknfromafirehose.com)
1) A:Hey look at Johnny trying to get that hot chicks number!!
B:trying to get a number out of that bar whore is like DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE!!!

2)A:Do you think that feminist would like a hand changing her tire?
B: You're better off DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE, my good man!

3) www.drinknfromafirehose.com.....