OnlyTheWorstPerson's definitions

Jar

Used to keep your jacking juice. Often hidden under the bed.

"Carlos! What is this!"

Uh oh, it sound like my mom found my Jacking Juice Jar.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson March 31, 2019

Garden Hose

Shove it up your butt.

See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

Models

They not as hot as you ßß

U R a hawtie. Models got nothing on you gurl.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

Toothbrush

Used to clean your boyfriends unborn children from your teeth.

Toothbrush: semen sweeper

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

Popsicle

The best way to practice succing the peen.

If you aint choaking you aint sucking that popsicle right gurl.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

Jump Rope

Jump ropes are used when you want to get down a dirty with your gurl Carol. Carol loves to be restrained and she loves rope burn.

Dam Carol, u be looking like a hole snacc, I'mma slide into more than ur dms gurl. Get over here. I'mma get the jump rope.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

Carol

Carol is one kinky mother fricker. If you can think it, Carol likes it. She even likes things im sure you can't even think of. Carol is one of a kind ;)

Yo Carol! Get over here beyotch. I'm going to duct tape you to this tiger and fill your belly button with chocolate pudding and insert pickles into your ears at a rapid pace and you're going to like it.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019