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Popsicle

The best way to practice succing the peen.
If you aint choaking you aint sucking that popsicle right gurl.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019
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Garden Hose

See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019
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Jump Rope

Jump ropes are used when you want to get down a dirty with your gurl Carol. Carol loves to be restrained and she loves rope burn.
Dam Carol, u be looking like a hole snacc, I'mma slide into more than ur dms gurl. Get over here. I'mma get the jump rope.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019
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Gerald

Gerald is 47 years old. He wear leather jackets and mesh pants. He has 3 poorly done tattoos of different animals. He promises hes not gay but I will say he stares at men far more often than females. His side hoe turned main hoe, Carol, is the like of his life. They get along decently well. He has only beat her 6 times so far this week. Gerald is a heroin addict. Carol sticks to meth. They have a good life.
Carol and Gerald live in a house with a meth lab in the basement and attic and on the main floor. They live with Carol's uncle and Gerald's mom. Both have many mental problems. Carol's uncle isn't allowed to be with in 50 feet of a school zone and Gerald's mom has half of her head shaved and it's super glued to her back and elbows. Shes beautiful. <3
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 10, 2019
mugGet the Geraldmug.

Bing Chilling

Do you remember that one video of John Xina talking about Bing Chilling?”
by OnlyTheWorstPerson November 30, 2021
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Alarm Clock

The biggest gay. Let's start every day by being attacked and annoyed! Yeeeet
Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.

Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 11, 2019
mugGet the Alarm Clockmug.

Carlos

Carlos is a straight 12 year old man. He has a jacking juice jar under his bed and he plays Roblox unironicaly. Honestly, I wish I could be as cool as that guy. He really is a god. He's a chronic masterbater but it's okay. We except him anyway.
Carlos' has never been so spooked. His mother found his jar of semen under his bed. Oh no. He already knows his mother is going to tell the people in her book club tomorrow. Carlos is only 12 but his quality of life is falling rapidly. Poor Carlos.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 9, 2019
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