Gerald is 47 years old. He wear leather jackets and mesh pants. He has 3 poorly done tattoos of different animals. He promises hes not gay but I will say he stares at men far more often than females. His side hoe turned main hoe, Carol, is the like of his life. They get along decently well. He has only beat her 6 times so far this week. Gerald is a heroin addict. Carol sticks to meth. They have a good life.
Carol and Gerald live in a house with a meth lab in the basement and attic and on the main floor. They live with Carol's uncle and Gerald's mom. Both have many mental problems. Carol's uncle isn't allowed to be with in 50 feet of a school zone and Gerald's mom has half of her head shaved and it's super glued to her back and elbows. Shes beautiful. <3
Shove it up your butt.
See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.
Used to keep your jacking juice. Often hidden under the bed.
"Carlos! What is this!"
Uh oh, it sound like my mom found my Jacking Juice Jar.
Used to clean your boyfriends unborn children from your teeth.
Toothbrush: semen sweeper
They not as hot as you ßß
U R a hawtie. Models got nothing on you gurl.
The best way to practice succing the peen.
If you aint choaking you aint sucking that popsicle right gurl.
Jump ropes are used when you want to get down a dirty with your gurl Carol. Carol loves to be restrained and she loves rope burn.
Dam Carol, u be looking like a hole snacc, I'mma slide into more than ur dms gurl. Get over here. I'mma get the jump rope.