Carol swallowed a flute. She was practicing her "solo" for Gerald and it accidentally got sucked down her esophagus.
Carol screams but only the shrill sounds of a flute are able to escape as she begins to turn purple. Gerald comes rushing panicked and a look of horror comes over his face. He quickly runs to Carol and pulls a pair of pliers from a pocket on his cargo shorts. He struggles to remove the flute but eventually does successfully. Well done Gerald. Carol is able to live anouther day.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 09, 2019
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019
Jump ropes are used when you want to get down a dirty with your gurl Carol. Carol loves to be restrained and she loves rope burn.
Dam Carol, u be looking like a hole snacc, I'mma slide into more than ur dms gurl. Get over here. I'mma get the jump rope.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019
Carol is one kinky mother fricker. If you can think it, Carol likes it. She even likes things im sure you can't even think of. Carol is one of a kind ;)
Yo Carol! Get over here beyotch. I'm going to duct tape you to this tiger and fill your belly button with chocolate pudding and insert pickles into your ears at a rapid pace and you're going to like it.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019
by OnlyTheWorstPerson March 31, 2019
Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.
Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)
Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 11, 2019