OnlyTheWorstPerson's definitions

Popsicle

The best way to practice succing the peen.

If you aint choaking you aint sucking that popsicle right gurl.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

Flute

Carol swallowed a flute. She was practicing her "solo" for Gerald and it accidentally got sucked down her esophagus.

Carol screams but only the shrill sounds of a flute are able to escape as she begins to turn purple. Gerald comes rushing panicked and a look of horror comes over his face. He quickly runs to Carol and pulls a pair of pliers from a pocket on his cargo shorts. He struggles to remove the flute but eventually does successfully. Well done Gerald. Carol is able to live anouther day.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 9, 2019

Models

They not as hot as you ßß

U R a hawtie. Models got nothing on you gurl.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

Toothbrush

Used to clean your boyfriends unborn children from your teeth.

Toothbrush: semen sweeper

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

Carlos

Carlos is a straight 12 year old man. He has a jacking juice jar under his bed and he plays Roblox unironicaly. Honestly, I wish I could be as cool as that guy. He really is a god. He's a chronic masterbater but it's okay. We except him anyway.

Carlos' has never been so spooked. His mother found his jar of semen under his bed. Oh no. He already knows his mother is going to tell the people in her book club tomorrow. Carlos is only 12 but his quality of life is falling rapidly. Poor Carlos.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 9, 2019

Jump Rope

Jump ropes are used when you want to get down a dirty with your gurl Carol. Carol loves to be restrained and she loves rope burn.

Dam Carol, u be looking like a hole snacc, I'mma slide into more than ur dms gurl. Get over here. I'mma get the jump rope.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

Bing Chilling

John Xina

“Do you remember that one video of John Xina talking about Bing Chilling?”

by OnlyTheWorstPerson November 30, 2021