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by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019
Get the Models mug.Carol swallowed a flute. She was practicing her "solo" for Gerald and it accidentally got sucked down her esophagus.
Carol screams but only the shrill sounds of a flute are able to escape as she begins to turn purple. Gerald comes rushing panicked and a look of horror comes over his face. He quickly runs to Carol and pulls a pair of pliers from a pocket on his cargo shorts. He struggles to remove the flute but eventually does successfully. Well done Gerald. Carol is able to live anouther day.
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Get the Bing Chilling mug.Carlos is a straight 12 year old man. He has a jacking juice jar under his bed and he plays Roblox unironicaly. Honestly, I wish I could be as cool as that guy. He really is a god. He's a chronic masterbater but it's okay. We except him anyway.
Carlos' has never been so spooked. His mother found his jar of semen under his bed. Oh no. He already knows his mother is going to tell the people in her book club tomorrow. Carlos is only 12 but his quality of life is falling rapidly. Poor Carlos.
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Get the Toothbrush mug.Sea lions are beautiful creatures. However, they lack in grace and class. Much like Gerald, the leather and mesh wearing stud of a man who beats his beyotch Carol and locks her in closets. That's where Disney's Finding Dory got the name for their retarded sea lion. You know, the one with the bucket and the eyebrow. Gerald and Gerald are one in the same. Imagine sea creature, Gerald getting it on with Becky. That would be a sight. What kinky critters. Just like Gerald and Carol. Beautiful.
Gerald the sea lion is a smexy beast. He's got those amazingly dead eyes and an eyebrow that will just make you melt. <3
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