dicksticamus

Semen

I have dicksticamus all over my hands after I jerk off.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

dicket

Cash, Money

You owe me some dicket.

by na November 16, 2003

dicklet

Piglet's dick.

omg if you pause the Winnie the Pooh video at 17:23 YOU CAN SEE THE DICKLET!!!

by Amy Leeee April 28, 2009

Dicket

Dicket, a moving violation or parking ticket given to you by a dick policeman.

"Oh man, I just got a dicket for a rolling stop. What a dick!"

by ideahahaha July 2, 2008

dickstain

When you masturbate into a ... cup, and just pour it onto the ... carpet

Person 1: Hey, Liam just left a dickstain on my carpet.

Person 2: Aww, that cunt. We just vacuumed.

by RolfRolfington January 5, 2012

Dickstitch

A picstitch collage made up of dick pics.
A number of penis pictures arranged into a collage.

After Cait gave her number to the creepy guy at the bar, she received a dickstitch with multiple pictures of his erect and flaccid penis artfully organized into a collage.

by slg19 February 10, 2015

dickstrackted

A person who thinks about dick 24/7

Did you see Tasha? Man that hoe is dickstrackted!

by shaniquajackson August 5, 2014