Blaptised

When you take a shit and you get a splash on your butthole

release log
poor dive form 2/10
Immense splash upon entry
significant toilet water collision with gooch, I was blaptised.

by Siskiyousound April 19, 2022

Bapple

Bapple is a business name derived from Banana + Apple.

Banana + Apple = Bapple.

Bapple is a UX Design, Branding and Web Design agency in Sydney Australia.

Bapple did an excellent job redesigning our website.

by friendofbapple June 4, 2023

Bitch Blap

The art of ramming a vagina into someones face. Thus crowning them your bitch.

Damn bro, i got bitch blapped this weekend, really didnt see that coming!

by npf_za November 25, 2011

Bapple

Another “cool” and “lit” name for a Bud Light Apple, the poster alcoholic beverage of choice for teens 15 to 17, or until you grow up and realize you would rather get liver cirrhosis then drink artificially flavored beer.

Kyle: “Hey Chad, wanna get litty as a titty with the boys tonight?”
Chad: “Sure Kyle, but first let’s grab some Bapples at the vendor down the street.”

by electrocaine July 31, 2020

Blap

refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face.

oh you mean Justin Blaptist?

by blajman October 13, 2010

blap

used mainly by valley girl wannabes or previouslys at the end of a sentence; applies in-your-face emphasis; connotes finality; similar to and interchangeable with, ‘and done’
a shortened quip of a word used in place of ‘you got served’ or ‘you just got handed your own ass’.

Phrase accompanied by an air check or air period (as in punctuation) pointing hand gesture, such as would be used by white chicks (the movie) types, like ‘period’ or ‘check the box’ said with a sassy face.

Implies attitude and sass. Means the previous statement is not arguable, or the previous statement was a great burn, or you totally just lost an argument no question, or can’t dispute the accomplishment or flex.

bitchy friend: (sarcastically, while disapproving of an outfit): hmm, wish I thought of that color scheme
sassy person: um, you already did, borrowed it from your rack from last season, and blap

guy: hah, if you came to see me sorry, I’m with *dumb bitch*
girl: actually not, your cousin *so hot* is meeting me here, blap

by williet hughnot November 1, 2019

blapper

A type of character created in the MMORPG City of Heroes. Blappers start out with the blaster archetype, which specializes in offensive prowess and long-range attacks but can't take as much damage as some others. However, the player then develops the powers of the character to boost their defense and melee attacks. The player basically tries to create turn the blaster into a scrapper, a tougher archetype specializing in melee attacks, while still enjoying the inherent offensive bonus of the blaster archetype.

Opinion of the effectiveness of such a strategy is mixed. Some insist it doesn't work, while others insist that they've had success creating such characters.

The word is a portmanteau of "blaster" and "scrapper".

what r u doin? get behind the tanks stop tryin to be a blapper

by Perceptor II January 11, 2009