Blap

The sound of your speakers when you are slappin bass.

Turn up the bass till you hear the speakers blap.

by JaySteeze January 02, 2015

Blap

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

by Morga morga May 15, 2006

Blap

A liquified squirt of shit.

Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.

by SorryNoVanilla February 08, 2021

Blap

A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.

" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".

by SorryNoVanilla February 11, 2021

Blap

To slap your cock against a woman's face.

Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*

by Tommy C July 21, 2005

Blap

Sound effect made when an object or person is slapped so hard it warrants a word harder than bam

Alternative definition: Being slapped by a member of the Bloods gang

"Damn Tyrone just got blapped hard by that chick at the bar"

by Aceman110 March 24, 2017

Blap

refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face.

oh you mean Justin Blaptist?

by blajman October 13, 2010