Blaptised

When you take a shit and you get a splash on your butthole

release log
poor dive form 2/10
Immense splash upon entry
significant toilet water collision with gooch, I was blaptised.

by Siskiyousound April 19, 2022

blastoised

to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.

man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.

by jamesthebig wang October 17, 2006

Baptised Butthole

When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.

Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.

by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013

Baptized in concrete

In a fight, when someone gets slammed face first onto the concrete floor.

Man, did you see Billy fight Jimmy after school on the basketball court? Jimmy’s face was all messed up because he was baptized in concrete by Billy.

by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018

Baptized

When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got dunked on is considered to have been "baptized" by the dunker.

Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over Dwight Howard

Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant

Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker

by Dimitrios G April 2, 2009

baptise

When you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. It also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. Done before lighting it.

Baptise that shit dude!

by potdude123 May 14, 2005

Baptise That Ass

Pulling out and blowing your load all over a female's ass after having sex in the doggystle position.

Suppose you see a fine woman walk by with a nice ass, you can say, " Damn baby girl, I wanna baptise that ass" or "Hey baby, why don't you come back to my crib and I'll baptise that ass".

by Your Reverend August 4, 2006