yeet myself out the window
yeet myself out the window by flapdoodle September 16, 2018
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Wisdom of the weed
When you catch a flash of "The Big Picture" during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. The saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can't really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too - and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.
A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....
A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....
John: Mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry....?
David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.
Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....
David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.
Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....
Wisdom of the weed by LabMom September 22, 2009
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the world is quiet here
the awesome slogan for VFD:
When we grab you by the ankles,
Where our mark is to be made,
You'll soon be doing noble work,
Although you won't be paid.
When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a volunteer,
So don't scream when we tell you:
The world is quiet here."
When we grab you by the ankles,
Where our mark is to be made,
You'll soon be doing noble work,
Although you won't be paid.
When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a volunteer,
So don't scream when we tell you:
The world is quiet here."
the world is quiet here by baudelaire June 11, 2006
The Weeknd
The Weeknd by snowchild August 29, 2020
Snarfle the Wok Wok
When a dog loudly licks his weiner to the point of drowning out the rest of the room with his slurps and slaps.
I can't hear the TV! The damn dog won't stop Snarfling the Wok Wok!
All he does is sit and Snarfle the Wok Wok since the accident.
All he does is sit and Snarfle the Wok Wok since the accident.
Snarfle the Wok Wok by The Stoop Boys September 25, 2019
The Willis Kwok Incident
The Willis Kwok Incident is a Chinese punk rock band that plays small clubs all over Chinatown - San Francisco. Their song "You doan know yah cah" hit the top 200 in mainland China in 2006.
Rawd: Hey Twist, you wanna go see The Willis Kwok Incident at Club MetroMix in China Town?
Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's
Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?
Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.
Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's
Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?
Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.
The Willis Kwok Incident by Willis Kwok October 16, 2012
grease the weasel
grease the weasel by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005