10 definitions by flapdoodle

salohd

pronounced: sa - lod

Just a dumb word for salad.

Stupid bitch Amy: hey Jen wat r u having for dinner?

Big fat Jen: salad

Stupid bitch Amy: NOOOOO NOT SALOHD

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

The prime source of tea spilling; the person you go to for all that boiling hot tea

“Hey do you know why mark and erica broke up?”

“Ask the tea sis”

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

*yeets backpack out of window to avoid homework*

“Dinkulous!!!!!!”

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

A nickname for your 15 year old sister who is obsessed with space and books

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

A guy who gets around - a dude who's always busy fucking is a Balljammer.

When Theotis emerged from Valerie's dorm room, the fellas greeted him with a 'what's up Balljammer!!!'.

by flapdoodle May 19, 2003

B - best
F - friend

F - forever

IN - in life
T - totally
L - lit

hey you, you my bffintl ❤️

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

by flapdoodle May 19, 2003