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Cum Splotch

A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!
by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009
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Splinter Cell

One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.

Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.

Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.
Splinter Cell games so far:

Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent

The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.
by aldwardo October 13, 2006
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splinter

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.
"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!
by nilya February 18, 2007
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Splother

noun. music definition
1. a service where music supervisors and brand managers can select the best independent music for sync licensing or sponsorship and design a one-stop license, providing a simple, click to pay solution

2. a subscription-based platform where qualified independent musicians, including songwriters and developing artists, can showcase images and music

3. virtual Artist and Repertoire (A&R) service--Let your music work for you, Globally - 24/7, compose a piece upload to Splother, go to sleep, on tour, go on with your life all while your music is available for global sync licensing and product development.
Have you tried Splother? It's simple and amazing.
by mvpc March 13, 2012
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Sploot

Noun: The splash damage coming back and hitting you from a pee or poop.

Verb: the act of causing splashback from a poop or pee, either on yourself OR someone else.
OMG, dude, you just got sploot on your shoe.
by Mond and Morley January 7, 2008
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splenty

Splenty: (adj.) plenty more than plenty
The wild parrot had splenty of crackers; he obviously was starving.
by Dustin B. December 25, 2005
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cricket splinters

Hey Wendy come look at this, I have some major cricket splinters!
by g unit May 4, 2004
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