Shmuck

An illiterate person who has no common sense and no self worth with no friends who is a disgrace to all society

look at joey, he's being a total shmuck. I think I should whack 'em

by y'allmotherfuckersneedsatan April 23, 2017

Going Shmorky

Committing acts of murder or extreme violence on a group of people or one person while shouting nonsense and expletives in a high pitched child-like voice and usually but not always threatening to kill oneself after finishing the act. Similar to going postal but instead a murder-suicide.

Named after the transsexual pedophile internet artist/animator named Shmorky Kay who always speaks in a high pitched voice and often has bouts of anger and suicide attempts.

"Fuck off or I will go Shmorky Kay on your ass!"

"Oh shit! Trevor is going Shmorky on that group of jocks who always pick on him!

by Shurdlegurdle April 6, 2017

shmick

unit of measure equivalent to one one-hundred thousands of a clue

most people don't have a shmick about computers.

by Kwowie August 16, 2011

Shmeck

Another Word for Shit used by Catholic School Children.

My Food tastes like Shmeck.

by Dylan Manning February 20, 2005

heck neck you dirty shmeck

- used as an over-the-top response to any question which you think is extremely offensive and out of line to ask

- replaces the word "no" with the rhyminng equivalent

drinks on you!?
heck neck you dirty shmeck!

by >>__FOSSTA__<< October 4, 2006

shmuck

A goat's penis. Also a derogatory yiddish term used to describe a fucking moron.

Boy, that kid sure loves the shmuck.
Your sister is a slutty shmuck-stroker.
Your grandpa is such a drunken old shmuck, I hear he likes little boys.

by SuperShmuck August 27, 2003

Shmook-ee-poo

a lover who is far beond your every imaginable reach

You is my shmook-ee-poo!

by Yasmin March 28, 2003