Sex is like math.
You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.
You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.
by HEYGETADAMNLIFEALREADY February 12, 2021
Get the Sexmug. Sex story 1 by hornystories26
There is this girl I really like and she’s so cute. I really wanted to have sexual intercorse with her so I decided to talk to her. When I did the words I said were a bit dirty. She touched my cock and said “you make me so horny with that dirty talk!” I held her breasts for about 10 seconds until some people came passed where we was. I told her to come to my house, I was going to be home alone anyway. We walked to my house and it took us about 5 minutes, I was squeezing her ass the whole time. When we got to mine I said “you’d look 20 times sexier naked!” So she told me to strip her down, so I started to pull off her top then pull down her pants until she was there with her bra and thongs on.
(Rest in example)
There is this girl I really like and she’s so cute. I really wanted to have sexual intercorse with her so I decided to talk to her. When I did the words I said were a bit dirty. She touched my cock and said “you make me so horny with that dirty talk!” I held her breasts for about 10 seconds until some people came passed where we was. I told her to come to my house, I was going to be home alone anyway. We walked to my house and it took us about 5 minutes, I was squeezing her ass the whole time. When we got to mine I said “you’d look 20 times sexier naked!” So she told me to strip her down, so I started to pull off her top then pull down her pants until she was there with her bra and thongs on.
(Rest in example)
We walked up to my room and laid on my bed. She kissed me and kissed me again. She made me feel so horny so I went down her thongs, she pulled my top off and took off my bed and went into my pants and started tossing me off as I played with her fanny. I felt her cum and played around wiv it. I started to finger her as she started kissing me. She told me to stop and I got scared thinking I did something wrong until she went down and pulled out my cock. I said “did I do something wrong?”
“No, you did something wrong because you made me hungry!” She said.
She started sucking my cock and I started to moan a little bit. I was pushing her head down and it felt so good. I pushed her away and went down to her thongs, pulled them off and opened her legs, I started to lick her vagina and shove my tongue in. She groaned once or twice and I loved it. She told me to shove it in and shove it in hard. So I got my cock and put it inside of her. She said yes yes carry on. So I pushed it in and out and in and out. She groaned and groaned, I felt so horny. I cummed so much inside of her wet pussy. At the end of it we kissed and cuddled until we fell asleep.
~Sex story by hornystories26
“No, you did something wrong because you made me hungry!” She said.
She started sucking my cock and I started to moan a little bit. I was pushing her head down and it felt so good. I pushed her away and went down to her thongs, pulled them off and opened her legs, I started to lick her vagina and shove my tongue in. She groaned once or twice and I loved it. She told me to shove it in and shove it in hard. So I got my cock and put it inside of her. She said yes yes carry on. So I pushed it in and out and in and out. She groaned and groaned, I felt so horny. I cummed so much inside of her wet pussy. At the end of it we kissed and cuddled until we fell asleep.
~Sex story by hornystories26
by hornystories26 March 7, 2019
Get the Sexmug. I was at this church and this guy kept looking at me and looking at my pussy and so i looked at his dick we left church together and we went to his house there was no one there because the were still at church and he had a shed he slept in and ke leaned over and kissed me and i looked at him and i couldn't control it i kissed him back he looked at me and then be ran to me and put is hands up my shirt undoing my bra i helped him take off my shirt he started sucking my boobs i rushed to undo his pants and i took off his shirt so now we were in nothing but boxers and underwear i took off his boxers with my teeth and he took off my pantys i looked at his big juicy hot long penis and he couldn't resist not finding my g spot he put his dick in my mouth and then before i knew i was sucking his 10 inch dick it was touching the back of my throat and he started to cum and i made sure to swallow all of it he took his dick out of my mouth and he put is hard long boner into mt wet freshly waxed vagina it was so good he fucked me all that night we had sex at his house all night we staide up a night we needed this so badly i told my dad i was staying a week with my cousin we fucked that whole week and we kept fucking until i had to leave we would sleep but it was only a 20 minutes sleep he had his big nice and long dripping dick in my vagina when we slept we didn't take his dick out until it was one full week
by Sometjing Smith June 16, 2019
Get the Sexmug. Something every person wants when they become dirty minded.
Kylie came back home to see her boyfriend, Matt on her front porch. She smiles at him as they have been planning to fuck each other for a while. They go inside up to the bedroom because Kylie’s parents aren’t there. Matt gives a big grin as Kylie unbuttons his shirt.
“Let’s do this!” says Matt.
Kylie had already stripped Matt naked and Matt was just about to finish. After they were done, Kylie started rubbing Matt’s hard, long dick.
“Oh keep on doing that~” he moans.
She starts swirling her tongue over the head of his dick. She then begins gliding her teeth over his shaft.
“I’m feeling feisty, should we get to the sex?” He says.
“Of course we can, sugar.”
He starts inserting his cock into her wet pussy.
“Go deeper and faster~” she moans.
He starts going faster as Kylie’s eyes roll back. Matt enters an orgasm and he starts going even faster. Kylie explodes as she enters her orgasm too.
“DEEPER, HARDER OHHH”
Kylie starts playing with his dick.
Matt starts to fall asleep because he feels that good and his dick falls right into her warm vag. They sleep like that and they wake up covered in cum the next day.
Kylie came back home to see her boyfriend, Matt on her front porch. She smiles at him as they have been planning to fuck each other for a while. They go inside up to the bedroom because Kylie’s parents aren’t there. Matt gives a big grin as Kylie unbuttons his shirt.
“Let’s do this!” says Matt.
Kylie had already stripped Matt naked and Matt was just about to finish. After they were done, Kylie started rubbing Matt’s hard, long dick.
“Oh keep on doing that~” he moans.
She starts swirling her tongue over the head of his dick. She then begins gliding her teeth over his shaft.
“I’m feeling feisty, should we get to the sex?” He says.
“Of course we can, sugar.”
He starts inserting his cock into her wet pussy.
“Go deeper and faster~” she moans.
He starts going faster as Kylie’s eyes roll back. Matt enters an orgasm and he starts going even faster. Kylie explodes as she enters her orgasm too.
“DEEPER, HARDER OHHH”
Kylie starts playing with his dick.
Matt starts to fall asleep because he feels that good and his dick falls right into her warm vag. They sleep like that and they wake up covered in cum the next day.
by purplepaintspurple July 26, 2020
Get the Sexmug. by [???????!????????] January 13, 2019
Get the Sexmug. student: what if i want to have sex before i get married?
teacher: then i guess you’ll just have to be prepared to die.
teacher: then i guess you’ll just have to be prepared to die.
by john lemon February 18, 2019
Get the Sexmug. "Ew, can you hear that!?"
"Hear what?..."
"I think I can hear my parents having sex."
"Sweet, your mom is hot."
"Hear what?..."
"I think I can hear my parents having sex."
"Sweet, your mom is hot."
by Andy Mac November 16, 2006
Get the Sexmug.