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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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even the score

He tried to even the score but did consider what the full outcome might be.
by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2009
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Golf Score

The most fudged, inaccurate, yet, flaunted number given by majority of golfers. Hit half of your drives into the woods? Mulligan. Second shot hit behind a tree? Move it. Flubbed a chip? Shhh, nobody saw it. Adding up your score at the end of the day? Nobody remembers that triple bogie I got on the second hole, lets just say I parred it.
Charlie: So how'd you finish today?

Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?

Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.

Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.

Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.

Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.

Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.

Andy: Fair enough.

Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.
by Charlie Daniels September 30, 2012
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Snapchat Score

The amount of snaps you send and receive added up to make your snapchat score. Chats do not add to your score.
Guy 1: "Hey what's your snapchat score?"
Guy2: "178,371"
by seeligfamm March 22, 2017
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ghost score

Wes beat Dan at Madden 2004 by a GHOST SCORE.
by Alawishious May 3, 2004
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V-score

The probability that someone will obtain an STD if they sleep with you. The higher the V-score, the more probability they will contract an STD. The lower the V-score, the lower the probability they will contract an STD. Measured 0-10. 0 being a virgin 10 being Paris Hilton.
"Yo, I couldn't sleep with Trina. She has a V-score of like 9."
by Slept with Trina March 11, 2012
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