straddle saddle

The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !

Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?

Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

Wet Saddle

A sex position involving role-play where the female is on all fours and the male is riding her back, whacking her ass, and pulling on her hair (like a horse tack) just like a horse.

Friend: "How was sex last night?"
you: "it was like a wet saddle."
Friend: "So you rode her like a horse!?"

by Shenanigans1996 February 9, 2012

Bologna Saddle

Where the enlarged labia of a woman tends to "straddle" the crotch seam of their much too tight pants. This usually forms a "mysterious meat" saddle, hence the term, Bologna Saddle...

OMG! Look at the size of the bologna saddle pooching out on that chick!

by kabong1978 February 28, 2011

The Saddle Club

An Australian tv program about a group of girls who enjoy horse riding together

The collective noun for a group of "hoes" and/or a group of females who enjoy being "on top"

Stevie: Apparently Veronica went for a ride last night
Lisa: Should we include her in the Saddle Club?

Carole: Veronica hooked up with both Max and Jack this week
Jess: I heard she rode them til midnight... She's definitely part of the Saddle Club

by Vikki1812 January 29, 2017

saddle gravy

The sweat in your ass crack.

It was so hot I had some mad saddle gravy going on.

by zacsgirl June 28, 2015

Blazing Saddles

Denotes extreme and unbearable heat. As in, the type of heat only found within the southern recesses of Hades.

You: Dog, its like 90 degrees!
Me: It Blazing Saddles!

by MaZe February 12, 2004

sex saddle

When you put a miniature daddy saddle on your partners cock and ride as either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl

My uncle and I are gonna use the sex saddle tonight! Yee-haw!

by That stupid hoe November 23, 2015