Wet Saddle

A sex position involving role-play where the female is on all fours and the male is riding her back, whacking her ass, and pulling on her hair (like a horse tack) just like a horse.
Friend: "How was sex last night?"
you: "it was like a wet saddle."
Friend: "So you rode her like a horse!?"
by Shenanigans1996 January 22, 2012
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Rotten Saddle

A situation in which the area between a person's genitals and anus become sweaty, swollen, enlarged, and/or generally disgusting.
Mike: Dude, it's hot as fuck here in New Orleans.

Steve: I know, man. I'm fighting a serious case of rotten saddle.
by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking September 26, 2016
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Bologna Saddle

Where the enlarged labia of a woman tends to "straddle" the crotch seam of their much too tight pants. This usually forms a "mysterious meat" saddle, hence the term, Bologna Saddle...
OMG! Look at the size of the bologna saddle pooching out on that chick!
by kabong1978 February 12, 2011
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saddle gravy

It was so hot I had some mad saddle gravy going on.
by zacsgirl June 20, 2015
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The Saddle Club

An Australian tv program about a group of girls who enjoy horse riding together

The collective noun for a group of "hoes" and/or a group of females who enjoy being "on top"
Stevie: Apparently Veronica went for a ride last night
Lisa: Should we include her in the Saddle Club?

Carole: Veronica hooked up with both Max and Jack this week
Jess: I heard she rode them til midnight... She's definitely part of the Saddle Club
by Vikki1812 January 29, 2017
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Blazing Saddles

Denotes extreme and unbearable heat. As in, the type of heat only found within the southern recesses of Hades.
You: Dog, its like 90 degrees!
Me: It Blazing Saddles!
by MaZe February 12, 2004
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sex saddle

When you put a miniature daddy saddle on your partners cock and ride as either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl
My uncle and I are gonna use the sex saddle tonight! Yee-haw!
by That stupid hoe October 06, 2015
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