Soor Ploom

A soor ploom is a rare occurrence. When somebody experiences a soor ploom, they are feeling severe pain, this pain is also know as ring sting. Extreme gas (farting) also accompanies the sting. Soor plooms usually occur after one eats food that is extremely spicy, unfortunately a beverage does not settle this problem.

Ford ate a poutine, he did not get a soor ploom. Lily, on the other hand, ate gumbo......Wow! She is gonna feel the pain tomorrow!

by HankyDankyDoo August 23, 2009

ploopy

When you go to use the toilet and it already has poop in it from someone else.

Andy went to go to the bathroom and to his surprise he found a ploopy.

by jadyeighty January 20, 2009

ploopy

Someone whose just an absolute jerk or someone that you don't like.

Hey ploopy, watch where you're going!
she's a real ploopy when she's on her period.

by Melon Squirt December 22, 2014

drop a plop

verb: To take a dump; To emit faeces from one's anus; To devastate a toilet with your mighty bowels.

See shit, dump, crap, drop the bomb

1. Where is the toilet, I need to go drop a plop.
2. Where is the urinal, I need to go drop a plop (see urinal-poop)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

ploopid

Three times more than stupid.

You are so fucking ploopid.

by Outsyder December 12, 2006

plop muffler

the piece of toilet roll you frantically ball up and throw down the toilet before dumping yourself down on the seat and letting go... silently now.

Melita was holding one back all day.
She knew it was going to be a big one in the public conveniences. Not one a cough could cover.
So, practical as ever, Melita used a plop muffler.
Now she shit on the quiet.

by seamanrob February 9, 2010

Paloop

The sound a turd makes when hitting the water of the
toilet bowl.

Man you should have heard the paloop my turd made in the toilet.

by killzon32 July 24, 2011