The Perfect Salad

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

by Megalog December 10, 2016

Perfeces

The perfect bowel movement, with no wiping required. This happens approximately 3% of the time and results in perfect one-piece chisel- or banana-shaped feces.

I knew my day was going to be good when I dropped a perfeces this morning.

by StraferDown1667 June 3, 2011

perfect toastiness

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.

It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.

by Kodeman October 22, 2006

Perfect-guy-bmw

The ultimate perfect guy. Might ignore your messages and tell you to "FUCK OFF!", but you love him anyway.

Narnia: Perfect-guy-bmw still hasn't replied

by Yermy Battled Warter July 1, 2019

Performance Points

This Is The Points In The Game Osu!
It Is Obtained By Playing Maps,
Short For Performance Points Is PP

I played Two Maps And Got 75 Performance Points IN Total

by SspeedPlayzHD July 28, 2020

perficient

The opposite of proficient; being totally inept or unskilled at a given job or task.

He is completely perficient at his job and will probably get fired.

by yellacommon October 9, 2020

Perfessional

A hybrid of personal and professional.

1. “Hey tweeps, some perfessional news! I got a new job.”
2. Debbie’s made a perfessional decision to spend less time in the office.

by Will883 October 7, 2021