Pilfer Shark Fishing

To fish for Tweakers using a bait consisting of items that a tweaker might geek out on.

We went pilfer shark fishing at the compound with a bag of random felonious items. We also used cell phones tossed randomly for chum bait.

by King Red Rocket April 10, 2022

Pilfgrimage

On a religious journey to Pilfer as much as the Lord will allow.

Wes was on a pilfgrimage for God and Country.

by Schmidt Show April 13, 2022

Pilfer Pirate 🦜

A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.

Pilfer Pirate 🦜 stole my Girlfriend with gel pins, coloring books, and a quarter gram.

by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

PILF

Politician I’d like to fuck

Wow he’s a pilf!

by Cccccccc898 July 11, 2022

Pilf

Poppa id like to fuck

Have you seen Hopper in season 4 of stranger things…he’s such a pilf. I wish he would choke me like that demodog

by Pilflover4 July 18, 2022

PILF

Pop I would like to f***

Geez his a hot PILF, even though he is a poppy he is hot

by oneteam September 20, 2022

PILF

PeePaw i'd like to fuck

Person1: Yo, That grandpa is a total PILF.
Person2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

by urmoter December 10, 2022