Pilfgrimage

On a religious journey to Pilfer as much as the Lord will allow.

Wes was on a pilfgrimage for God and Country.

by Schmidt Show April 13, 2022

Pillgrimage

An e trip, it can only take place after the consumption of pills. Usually happens after first pill experience but due to bunk pills it may not take place the first time. The trip can be made more spiritual by adulterants such as ketamine. Symptoms include an understanding of the world, increased empathy and the desire to play with soft and/or colourful objects.

Person A: I feel like i've lost touch with the world and am confused.
Person B: You need a pillgrimage.
Person A: But i'm not religious how will a pilgrimage help.
Person B: You are confused indeed, but are in need of a pillgrimmage.
Person A: What?
Person B: Just come to the rave tonight and you'll see
Person A: Aite safe

by sirfiendsalot July 13, 2010

scott pilgrimage

The retreat to the restroom that one makes in order to escape an uncomfortable social situation.

"Where'd you go for two hours? You missed half the party!"

"Oh, it's not over yet? I have to pee again..."

"Friend, if you keep making scott pilgrimages, that girl with the squiggly hair will never talk to you. Mostly because she can't enter the men's restroom."

by NoeOffenseBut... October 10, 2014

pilgrimage

A journey with an important purpose.

A MUSLIM must take a pilgrimage to Mecca sometime in their lifetime if they are physically able.

by Much Lovee January 11, 2006

pigrimage

A pilgrimage for pigs.

Every year in the spring, pigs from New Jersey make their pigrimage to Oregon. For safety, they avoid all major highways.

by denkc October 20, 2007

Scott Pilgrimage

A relationship in which a great journey involving many social obstacles (exes, family, etc) must be taken before it can be initiated.

Person 1: God damn, being with Rebecca's such a scott pilgrimage; I've had to go through her parents and 3 of her exes and we haven't even kissed!
Person 2: Aw shit dude I'm so sorry

by Mogax December 22, 2014

The Pilgrimage of Grace

When you lick all the way from the bumhole to the clitoris.

My Mrs. loves it when I do The Pilgrimage of Grace on her.

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021